... and in this direction you will find...

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

hazzasslut:

vas-happenin-down-under:

our-five-boyfriends:

louisteddybear:

stealmyheartxx:

harryisallmine:

nialls-mockingjay:

simplepayne:

5-devine-gods:

three-bananas-for-a-euroo:

harryedwardostyles:

accio1dshawtymane:

givememynameplease-1d:

iwantstayupallnightwith1d:

Harry, Louis, Signing, WMYB, 10, Los Angeles. ♥

Niall, Danielle, Signing, GBY, 3, New York. 

niall, liam, hotel, moments, 10, LA

niall i would have 10 babies with you anyday

Harry, Harry, concert, Gotta Be You, 1, London #yolo #clubcan’tevenhandlemerightnow

Harry, Zayn, concert, moments, 1, Los Angelos. Sounds about right.

Liam, Niall, signing, gotta be you, 3, London.

Niall, Eleanor, Concert, One Thing, 3, London. Well that sounds perfect.

Harry, Harry,concert, one thing, 3,Australia

Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Meet and Greet, Moments, 9, London —sign me up!

Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Airport, WMYB, 1, London

Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Signing, One Thing, 7, New York

Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Amusement Park, Everything About You, 9, Ireland | GIVE IT.

Zayn, Danielle, Concert, One Thing, 9, Australia. ♥ (Dear Lord, please give me this)

Niall, Niall (aww), signing, moments, australia, 10 wow we’re gonna be busy

shout-out-lou:

niall-take-me-to-nandos:


“Can any of you do a cartwheel? If so, show us?”

he can do a better cartwheel than i can. oh wait, i can’t do a carthweel

He’s got a better ass than me, he can sing better than me, everything he does is cute, and now he can do cartwheels and I can’t… what else can Louis do that I can’t?

^successfully pee standing up?

shout-out-lou:

niall-take-me-to-nandos:

“Can any of you do a cartwheel? If so, show us?”

he can do a better cartwheel than i can. oh wait, i can’t do a carthweel

He’s got a better ass than me, he can sing better than me, everything he does is cute, and now he can do cartwheels and I can’t… what else can Louis do that I can’t?

^successfully pee standing up?

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you